AFTER MUCH FUCKING DEBATE...
1st: Emily Musolino
Cover: Fuck The Cistem by The Muslims
First off, the video starts with Emily smoking a blunt. It was a wrap from there, fam. Musolino proceeds to rip through this banger as a 4-piece band, bringing us to tears with shame and excitement. This music smashed. FTC is an anthem and Emily Musolino served if RAW. Go follow this artist and check out Emily's other work.
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2nd: bruce stevens
Cover: There Their They're by The Muslims
This trippy ass track with lyrical swaps and grunge was the perfect amount of whiney white guy vocals we've all come to love in music. The crunchy chorus was offensive, disgusting and weird. We love it and highly recommend following this artist!
HONORARY LOVE
3RD: THE MUSKIDS
We don't know what we did to deserve such a kickass, pre-teen fanbase of crusty little punks, but we're grateful they dig the music. They are the future of all things revolutionary and I hope ya'll act TF out at the mall!!! Thanks for this contribution to the cover song contest Muzzie Kids!
BAND QUOTES & BANGERS
Fuck The Cistem - Emily Musolino
There Their They're - Bruce Stevens
There Their They're - Bruce Stevens
"I was personally offended by this track. There's a blunt. Like...you win music."
"I wonder how many arms Emily actually has. #fakenews"
"This was raw, unique and brilliantly executed."
5 pizza w/ the good sauce
There Their They're - Bruce Stevens
There Their They're - Bruce Stevens
There Their They're - Bruce Stevens
"This guy's soul is clearly disturbed and I'm very into it."
"Is that his microphone though?"
"WTF is he doing to that guitar?! To our music?! I wanna punch a cop about this."
5 pizzas!
ShirkJerk - Sister, Brother
There Their They're - Bruce Stevens
ShirkJerk - Sister, Brother
"Sister Brother never fail to offend me. I'm offended and trippin balls from this. "
"I can smell their sweat off this music, it's that good."
"holy shit that acoustic intro. This is epic."
4+ 1/2 pizzas!
Islamarado - Pro-Bitch
Muslims At The Mall - The Muskids
ShirkJerk - Sister, Brother
"Somehow, I feel like this is the original and ours is the cover."
"That drummer stressed me out so that's a win for me."
"I've never felt so disrespected and seen as a listener. Love this. Music high rn."
4 pizzas but from Carrboro.
Muslims At The Mall - The Muskids
Muslims At The Mall - The Muskids
Muslims At The Mall - The Muskids
"This makes me want to have kids"
"This makes me want to sell my kids on eBay to buy more kids. And Music"
"This is the best track of 2019 and I'm writing Lizzo about it."
5 pizzas!
Payday - The Royal Burgundy
Muslims At The Mall - The Muskids
Muslims At The Mall - The Muskids
"This is the actual soul of the original song. Folky & heartfelt music. Brilliantly captured."
"I could feel passion and probably a smokers cough in this. New fan of TRB."
"The chorus is the funniest, creepiest lullaby I wish I knew since childhood."
4 pizzas.