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WT.FAQS

Why is there a FAQs page?

  • To support stalky Munks. hi :)
  • To answer all offended parties in our DMs
  • To skip this part of the interview, deadass

Is it The Muslims or The Muzlimz?

The Muslims. Forever.

What are The Muslims' pronouns?

QADR: her/him/they

Ba7Ba7: he/him

What happened to the bassist?

"In the best interest of [insert company name], we have decided to go in a different direction and pursue other options. We wish [person's name] the best in all future endeavors."  - not written by AI, thats haram

How do y'all identify?

Black. Brown. Queer. Muslims. Punks. Unicorns. Gardeners. Trolls. Assholes. Music makers and US fakers.

Are The Muslims really Muslim?

Yes, we were muslimatized at birth.

Where can I buy your music & merch?

  • Music + Merch on Bandcamp 
  • Stream on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes, TIDAL etc.
  • We get the most money from bandcamp & merch @ shows <3

Where can I find lyrics for The Muslims?

  • All lyrics are here
  • Recent albums: Genuis, musixmatch or Apple music

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Are ya'll ANTIFA?

If you're not anti-fascist, fuck off.

Are you anti-American?

We're anti-colonization and imperialism. 

Do you have white friends?

Our favorite bartender is white. 

What inspired this band?

Rage and unrest.

When did The Muslims form?

2017

Where are ya'll from?

Durm

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What's a Munk?

  1. Antifascist punks who rock with us 
  2. Punks who agree w/ The Munk Manifesto
  3. Leftists w the Muzzie tattoo

What is Haramie Day?

Haramie Day is the day The Muslims drop new music. This date has historically been April 1st of every year since the band was formed. 

#HaramieDay

Do you identify as taqwacore?

We identity as cinnamon sugar PUNKtart.

Did Modelo actually sponsor The Muslims?

We don't have to answer these FALSE ACCUSATIONS.

How can I support this project?

Give us your monies and tell your friends and mosh with us and vandalize with us.

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Are The Muslims radical extremists or extremely radical or fundamentally islamisistisismysticalysts?

The latter.

Where is ISLAMARADO?

It's in Palestine, Texas off of Lebanon, Pennsylvania near Jordan, Minnesota

across from Morocco, Indiana southwest of Cairo, Georgia turn left at Mecca, Indiana. 

Why does FaraH BaHbaH only make curry for his friends?

Happy + Husky = Healthy - racists / sadists < oxygen {chocolate} x coconut cream @AntiRacimsBowels.com

What is The Munk Manifesto?

A call to action.

Can shaitan go to heaven?

technically, satan was gentrified outta heaven. 

#SaveBK

Can I ask anymore questions?

No, fuck off.

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